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| User: | olliecide (4221770) The Nordic Kingdom Of Ollie The Smell!!
The impotent meanderings of a man-potato. |
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| Name: | I'll have....a pint of bitter please! | ||
| Location: | Preston, Lancashire, United Kingdom | ||
| Birthdate: | 1981-01-20 | ||
| Bio: | If you're reading this you've definately come to the wrong place:- This is a local journal, for local people, there's nothing for YOU here!! 'Ello Squealers, and welcome to this particularly fetid corner of the internet that is completely devoted to me and me alone. This is primarily a place where I post all of the random crap that I can't really post on the many subject matter related boards I'm already a member of. Because this is my corner of the Internet all postings are here for my own selfish concieted reasons, hence no apologies are made for hurt feelings and all accusations of libel should be directed towards someone who gives a fuck. Well, about me I'm 24, going on 25. I live on the rain soaked collection of Islands known as Great Britain. I take laziness to it's most extreme conclusion (i.e people have to poke me periodically to check I'm not dead), I'm fickle, I'm impulsive, I'm reasonably intelligent, I don't think I'm paricularly attractive, but you can judge for yourself from this picture of me having a sly game of pocket billards on Westminster Bridge, and if you're friended, from my picture posts.  and if you want to see a picture of my cock then click here That's frankly all the detail you need, whether you'll find this journal interesting depends entirely on you. To me it's just somewhere to dump all of the random garbage that my brain vomits out on occasion. It is all public, apart from when I post specific information that I only want trusted people to know (like my address, phone number and suchlike) but all anonymous comments will be screened. I appreciate that not everybody wants to read my whining, but that doesn't mean I want to read flames from gutless retards. If you don't like it, then fuck the fuck off. <-- Copied from MySpace.com --> Find me on MySpace and be my friend! | ||
| Interests: | 123: 36 crazyfists, ac/dc, alan partridge, alice cooper, alice in chains, aphex twin, arch enemy, at the gates, beer, being a failed intellectual, bender b rodriguez, black metal, blur, bob mortimer, brazillian fart porn, british comedy, caliban, cannibal corpse, carcass, cars, cheese rock, chips & gravy, cop shows, david walliams, death, death metal, debating, deicide, devin townsend, dillinger escape plan, diminished fifth, dimmu borgir, dissonance, electronics, emperor, engines, family guy, fear factory, flatulence, frank zappa, futurama, god forbid, good indie, gore, graham coxon, guitar, guns and roses, gwar, hardcore, heavy metal, henry rollins, horror films, immortal, iron maiden, jeremy clarkson, judas priest, killswitch engage, lancashire, led zepplin, little britain, machine head, making friends, making fun of chavs, matt lucas, mercyful fate, meshuggah, metal, metalcore, metallica, minor second, monkeys, morbid angel, music, my own opinions, napalm death, nasum, nile, non-elitism, ocean machine, pantera, pc gaming, peter kay, phoenix nights, pinky and the brain, pj harvey, playstation 2, porn, portishead, pragmatism, primus, prong, pubic hair, queen, really bad reality tv, rock, rpg games, scissorfight, self depricating humour, sepultura, sex, sixto rodriguez, slacking, slayer, steve coogan, strapping young lad, tattoos, the decapitated, the haunted, the league of gentlemen, the macc lads, the mad capsule markets, the simpsons, the who, toilet humour, tool, trivium, type o negative, vic reeves, vision of disorder, weird al yankovic, white zombie, women, zimmers hole | ||
| Schools: | Southlands High School - Chorley, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1992 - 1997) Runshaw College - Leyland, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1997 - 1999) University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (1999 - 2001) | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 20: big_fat_stu, botched_surgery, breadlord, clytemenstra, cyber_dan_x, death_bloomz, deeper_than_red, denatone, devinpallodini, elizabub, everythingtold, gillthepunk, little_cthulu, mikailah, mzjae, ninjagrrl, roadrage_karlie, sarin_girl, shadow_exe, smoke_rising | ||
| Also Friend of: | 1: harmonie_fajard | ||
| Member of: | 12: _alanpartridge, britishcomedy, customers_suck, hnryrollins, makeafriend_uk, metal_is_metal, metaquotes, morbodemands, paidmembers, rock_music_fans, tmi_pics, too_much_info | ||
| Account type: | Basic Account | ||
